Ogos 24, 2010

hai all friend..i have some fact about men..

men is just happier people..


* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32..50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


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ain sudin berkata...

agk betul kot...
tp barang kat blek air..x ar sebanyak tue kot...
miss you~~~(^_^)

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